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Monday, March 9th, 2009
9:25 pm
717: Divorce Party
The CSIs make a shocking discovery about their murder victim

Vaguest episode description ever, y/n? And unfortunately, it doesn't prepare you for the return of the mannequin Julia!

Thoughts and Comments below, as always
Monday, March 2nd, 2009
8:20 pm
716: Sink Or Swim
When pirates take over a luxury yacht, Delko's future as a CSI is threatened just as his relationship with Calleigh moves to the next level.

I thought they already had an episode with pirates? Wasn't one pirate episode ridiculous enough for them?

At least they're FINALLY going to stop dragging out the inevitable between Eric and Calleigh.

Thoughts? Comments?
Monday, February 9th, 2009
8:46 pm
715: Presumed Guilty
Horatio and the team go head-to-head with a defense attorney with guest star Sean P. Diddy Combs

Who can be the bigger ass - David Caruso or Puff Daddy? You make the call!

Thoughts and comments?
Monday, February 2nd, 2009
8:47 pm
714: Smoke Gets In Your CSIs
*groans, facepalms at the horrendous pun*

Alexx Woods returns when a murderer puts Calleigh and Ryan's lives at risk.

This show just loves to drag old cast members back for pointless cameos, doesn't it? Anyway, looks like it's Calleigh's turn to nearly die. Let's home they stop dragging out the inevitable between her and Delko, because there's stretching for tension and then there's just stretching to fill the time. Also, I am all for risking Ryan's life again.

Thoughts and comments?
Monday, January 19th, 2009
9:32 pm
713: And They're Offed
When a murder occurs during a horse race, Horatio discovers that Ryan has a personal connection to the case.

More hot Russian mob action! Now with horsies and a smug bastard!

Thoughts and comments?
Saturday, January 17th, 2009
12:44 am
Caine learned TELEPORT!

Also; Caine and StubbleFace try to find a pedophile. By standing in plain view in a park and using binoculars. That seem counter-intuitive to anyone else? Note how Horatio turns up juuust in time for the requisite one-liner.
Wednesday, January 14th, 2009
1:35 pm
Monday, January 12th, 2009
8:05 pm
712: Head Case
It's a new year, with all new episodes of television's most ridiculous show!

The CSIs use radical technology to unlock the secrets of a man's mind when he shows up covered in blood with no memory.

Ridiculous technology ho! This may even give the hologram screen and the magical Photoshop program a run for their money.

Thoughts? Comments?
Saturday, January 3rd, 2009
12:21 am
Horatio Cane and his Sunglass Action in my webcomic
I do a sprite comic called FRIENDS 4 EVER!!!! and our dear friend H is actually in the comic's current storyline, so I thought you guys might be amused.

Storyline starts here with strip #112, but H actually appears in strip #115 and then re-appears for strip #118 through #122, though he doesn't actually say anything in #121.

Anyway, I hope you get a little snicker outta them.
Monday, December 29th, 2008
8:25 pm
#617: To Catch A Predator
Or CSI:Miami takes on Pedophilia! Stick around for the ending to see my #1 reason why I think Horatio is a motherf&@!king PSYCHOPATH.

Thoughts? Comments?
3:55 pm
Saturday, December 27th, 2008
5:16 pm
Kill it with fire! It's the Jumbo David Caruso Magnet. Somehow even more horrifying than the real thing.
(via juliamac)
Saturday, December 13th, 2008
9:07 pm
CSI:WTF, the iPhone game
So it turns out that CSI:Miami has an iPhone game. Here's a screenshot from the game:

Are you scared yet? Me too.

The Application Description on iTunes says,
"The dialogue is perfect and the case is compelling." 8.5/10 at IGN.com, the reference for mobile gaming.

Well, I see from the screenshot that Horatio puts his ellipsis in the proper place. I read the IGN comment to mean that the game is just as silly as the show. However, I can't bear to spend money on this, so I don't know for sure.
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Apparently you can mix chemicals by shaking the phone. Sadly, you cannot shake Horatio.

Here's the game description:
A young woman is found dead on South Beach... Join the CSIs in Miami and lead the investigation in the official mobile game of the popular TV series. Move through the vibrant city to scope out crime scenes, perform autopsies and interrogate suspects. Carefully gather evidence using a whole arsenal of scientific investigation tools and analyze samples at the lab. Collaborate with Horatio, Calleigh, Delko and Dr. Alexx Woods to build a case and uncover the truth!

Why am I not surprised that a young woman is found dead?
Monday, December 8th, 2008
7:31 pm
710: The Deluca Motel
When Delko is grazed by a bullet at a motel, the team wonders why he was there in the first place.

Looks like we weren't too far off wondering why he was living in one last week. It also looks like a lot of ZOMGFAMILYDRAMA for Delko this week, and with this show, it's probably going to be handed badly.

I can haz post-episode thoughtz nao?
Monday, November 24th, 2008
7:42 pm
709: Power Trip
“Power Trip”, CSI Miami episode 7.09 reveals how honcho Horatio Caine/David Caruso, deals with murder cases of a savage killer who runs rampant in the city. At the same time, Horatio also must intervene to stop a member of the police force from getting too close to the case.

Horatio not only saves Miami, but saves the police force from itself. How original. *eyeroll*

Leave your thoughts, comments, or the eyes that you ended up rolling out of your head after watching this below.
Monday, November 17th, 2008
8:21 pm
708: Gone Baby Gone
When a murderer kidnaps an innocent baby, Horatio and the team must find him before the child becomes his next victim.

Oh GREAT. Another episode celebrating St. Horatio, Creepy Child Whisperer Extraordinaire.

Thoughs and comments below, as always.
Monday, November 10th, 2008
8:56 pm
707: Cheating Death
A man is found handcuffed and stabbed in his hotel room, while a prank at the lab causes a rift in the CSI team and threatens their investigation.

Featuring lab crew tension, housewife hookers, and Xena: Warrior Princess.

Thoughts and comments go here.
Monday, November 3rd, 2008
6:06 pm
706: Wrecking Crew
A 200-foot crane crashes into a Miami high rise, putting Calleigh and Delko's lives in jeopardy. The incident also consequently kills Horatio's best hope of catching a renowned crime boss. Meanwhile, during a big gang trial a witness is murdered in front of two CSIs...

If it's sweeps time, it must be time to injure a cast member! Sucks to be you, Delko!

Thoughts and comments go here.
Monday, October 27th, 2008
8:52 pm
609: Stand Your Ground
An attempt to kill Calleigh puts not only her personal life at risk, but also her career.

Who wants to bet that threat won't last more than a half-hour into the episode?

As always, thoughts and comments go here.

(edited because I didn't realize until recently that this was a rerun. Stupid misleading ads)
Monday, October 20th, 2008
8:40 pm
705: Bombshell
When a young Kim Walderman dies in an explosion while trying on clothes at a high-end boutique, Horatio and the team must determine the cause of the blast.

Also featuring the return of Horatio's Real Doll...er, I mean, Julia and her preppy bastard son!


If you haven't stabbed your eyes out after watching Caruso and Berkley fight for the title of Worst Actor on CSI: Miami, leave your thoughts and jokes here.
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